Get it? Because onions make you cry.

This is honestly CustomInk stock artwork on a Gildan Ultra Cotton short-sleeved tee, which, if you think hard enough about it, might be an effective metaphor for my life.

Free automatic download of DMTHGS with every purchase.

****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER and if all goes well, I will probably ship these AFTER SEPTEMBER 1!!!!**** (But I am a human person with no one working for me and a full course-load and a full-time job so the actual date may be later; forgive me)

Celebrating the 1-yr anniversary of Distance <3

FFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All buyers of physical merchandise, online or in-person, must agree that they are and will remain free of any negative allegations, including, but not limited to, sexual assault, domestic violence, racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and other related topics. Should you be accused of or found guilty of any of the aforementioned items, you must immediately surrender your Depressica merchandise back to the band. Those who make false accusations of any of the above are subject to the same penalty.

Includes unlimited streaming of Distance Makes The Heart Grow Somber via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.